WE'RE BACK! ( And This Time We Want Revenge) Burt, Cokain & Nirbanana (International) are the Premierest rock 'n' roll combo in the whole of Chorley, Lancashire in the good old U of K. Playing a variety of popular songs in the rock 'n' roll style, they have wowed audiences with their 1950's style tomfoolery as far afield as Bolton in the good old Greater of Manchester, hence the illustrious 'International' tag. They are totally dedicated to the threefold cause of Rock 'n' Roll, Valves and Bad Shirts. Check out the extemely sparse [GIG GUIDE] for details of forthcoming Burt, Cokain & Nirbanana (International) appearances in tiny venues no-where near where you live Please note that the Gig Guide is woefully out of date and the gigs advertised all happened several years ago. Not much in the pipeline at the moment, but watch this space! IT'S HERE!!!!! Our Compact Disc Gramophone Recording Thingy. See below for more details.

FAST BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Our new album, privisionally titled 'A Selection of Popular Songs in the Rock 'n' Roll Style Volume 2' is currently in production.

It will feature live tracks from our recent triumphant appearance at The Red Herring on Coppull as well as studio tracks from some recordings we did years ago, but never got round to finishing.

We've also become Rupert Murdoch corporate whores by signing up to Myspace in a desperate attempt to publicise our increasingly unfashionable style of music. Check it out and become our 'friend'

[http://www.myspace.com/burtcokainandnirbananainternational]

GNARLY DUDE!

We recorded a track for the 'Gnarly Dude' CD. This is a skateboarding themed disc with all the tracks being called 'Gnarly Dude'. It features 14 different bands with many different styles of music. Our track is in a 1950's Rock 'n' Roll style.
We appeared at the launch gig at Epic Skatepark in Birmingham on the 4th of October 2003.

You can find out more information from [middle-age-shred.com]

They're here at last! Our [Bonny Valve Gear] pages!

We now have a marvellous new Burt, Cokain & Nirbanana Guestbook cos the old wasn't working any more. Feel free to post your comments therein.

[Sign The Burt GuestBook]

Our marvellous, long awaited Compact Disc gramophone recording 'A Selection of Popular Songs in the Rock 'n' Roll Style - Volume 1' IS OUT NOW!!!! Available at only £8 (negotiable). [CONTACT US] to get your copy or you can buy it at any of our gigs. Unfortunately it's a bit difficult to get 10" shellac 78's pressed - otherwise we'd have done it on one of them.
Hey wow!!!! It's an MP3 download! Smokey!(1.3MB) It's a song, it's popular and it's in the rock 'n' roll style! If you like it, buy a CD now!
For those of you unfortunate enough to have a PC, right-click on the link and select 'download file to' or something.

We're planning on getting a track recorded on an Edison wax cylinder phonograph at some point. The result will probably appear on volume 2 of our CD.

Also planned are a range of t-shirts based on our fantastic posters, again [CONTACT US] for more details.

Ste has got a new (1000W!) bass amp. He's now officially the loudest bass player in Chorley.

I've got a new guitar an' all. A Peavey Rockingham. Which is a bit like one of them Gretsches out of the 1950's except a lot cheaper. Watch out for lots of lovely Bigsby trem action at our future appearances.